Dem text messages, this time from Minnie Mike's folks.

[Crippledtrigger]

Got this gem today...

Hi I'm Karen from Mike Bloomberg's campaign. With so much at stake, Americans deserve a Democratic candidate who can beat Donald Trump. Will you support Mike?

Karen's number, 1-956-395-1921

My response was...
Democratic? Hes a capitalist who's fluid in the team he plays for. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Maybe if he had a box so I could see him in the debate tonight. He looked like a 12 year old peering over the candy counter. I really wanna look someone in the eye when they lie to me.

So it's a definite probably not but I'm not married to it.

Not that there is anything wrong with that either.

I'm sure he wont mind if I send my money to Bernie. Oh, who did he call a horse faced lesbian? That's funny shit right there.

 

[smithers599]

Why is Bloomberg asking for money? He should send some to me.

 

[storage_man]

Why is Bloomberg asking for money? He should send some to me.

He is not looking for money - Just VOTES !

 

[xerts1191]

Just reply with “Trump 2020”

 

[338lapua]

I would tell him if he let me pound his busty daughter in the pooper I might vote for him. You know the one he took to China with him.