When the SHTF, I plan to load up my SHTF golf bag, and have my caddy help me select the appropriate "club."
"Looks to be about 350 yards, sir, with the wind at about 15 mph quartering from the left. Would you like the #3?" "Hmm. The #3 might be good. On the other hand, it's slightly uphill. Hand me the #4." "Very well, sir."