Public restrooms

[Ranger1]

Sure. I'm only going to charge $200 per student minimum 10 students

 

[G34]

do you guys have a website or any videos on what yall actually do Ranger1?

 

[Ranger1]

Do, like what? More detail please

 

[Boriqua]

Maybe one of the elite operators here could start a training class on what to do and what not to do while using a public restroom.
They could make a prop bathroom and go through all scenarios of what might or might not happen.

I LIke it!

Basic outline of courses to include

*Choose your fighting position: The operators guide to picking the right stall (the handicap stall .. the throne of might)

*Situational awareness:
Applebees .. are you really safe pooping there?
know when a partition peeper is eyeing your goods
how to tell the difference between a bathroom assassin and a tranny looking to give a handy
Are adult diapers the best tactical solution

*Combat preparedness:
An unwiped sweaty ass can help you perform the perfect tactical roll
How to be a shitty opponent
Fighting with your drawers around your ankles
Isosceles or weaver (the best stance when you just cant pull your pants up)
quick retrieval of your firearm from the toilet after it falls in from your panties
Using a small penis to distract your attacker
The fundamentals of shitty wok fu will be introduced and a discussion on trigger control and grip changes for shitty hands

*The aftermath
Can I wash my hands now that the threat has been neutralized but before the police have arrived
How to avoid embarrassing photos
How do I clean my gun of poop water
answering questions from law enforcement as they openly giggle

 

[Ranger1]

You need to add when picking a stall can anyone looking into the mirror look at the crack in my stall door. Another one. While in the stall if the door of the restroom is opened can people look in and see my gun laying on the ground and can they look into the crack of the stall door.

 

[Crippledtrigger]

This is why we cant have nice discussions.

It's a legitimate question asked all the time by folks new to ccw or new to the situation they hadn't encountered. The problem is the bullsheit the tactical god incarnate types have to throw into the discussion instead of passing on an opinion or experience to help a brother out.

My wish for those types is explosive diarrhea in the back of a walmart or bar where they have to actually learn something. Then be good enough to report back.

I hope the report isnt you forgot it in the child seat or changing table. We see enough of those reports.

Dont forget the paper work.

 

[Ranger1]

Maybe one of the elite operators here could start a training class on what to do and what not to do while using a public restroom.
They could make a prop bathroom and go through all scenarios of what might or might not happen.

No I think we should really look at helping this guy out. Maybe he really needs a class on restroom etiquette. If he does then I'm going to make some money

 

[Crippledtrigger]

You teaching Larry Craig's bathroom etiquette lesson plan now are ya? I guess well have to defer to your expertise as a master instructor on this issue.

 

[Ranger1]

:dance: I also teach the women too...

 

[G34]

whats your company ranger? seems your a subject expert in all firearms related things. Id like to see how you actually shoot. or do you just "teach"

 

[Ranger1]

Not all but some. I can shoot and I have a lot of experience in certain things. You want to have coffee sometime or are you just wanting to pull my chain a little. It's up to you. PM me

 

[Doc Holliday]

Anyone kicks down the stall door while I'm taking a sit-downer better be at MOPP Level 4, especially if I had Mexican food for lunch.

 

[17-21-23]

This is some funny Shiat. Never thought about it. Just went I and did my business. Now after reading this when I go in I'm starting to.think about it.

 

[mock0013]

utiliclip and attach it to your pants, not your belt, it won't move, and your holster should have enough retention to hang down and if it doesn't you need a new holster.

 

[17-21-23]

Bump

 

[RomeoWhiskey]

I new a guy that would put it on the back of the toilet. He forgot it once. Just once.

Don't end up like this guy - https://www.miamiherald.com/news/article208653029.html

 

[Elk34]

I try as well to get the changing station in my stall if they have one. If not and there's no hook on the door it's the hamic way.

 

[Az desert rat 1]

I haven't used a public restroom in ages. Usually go at home before I go out. Using the changing table is a good idea.

 

[pneuby]

Great thing about any rig that snaps-on, or clips-on. Whole rig can detach, and you are not handling the gun. I let her rest atop the t/p dispenser, or behind my tailbone on the flat part of the bowl. I'm worried about folks seeing it if I put it in the hammock, or left it on the belt.

 

[kptaylor]

Well, pocket carry is good for this I guess! I also appendix carry and don't push my pants all the way to my ankles so the gun is on my knees...