A plane is on its way to Toronto when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this then asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and will have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going Toronto, and I’m sitting right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells both the pilot and copilot there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won’t move back to her seat. The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain because she only paid for economy that she has to return to her seat.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going Toronto, and I’m sitting right here.”
The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the blonde who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes to the back to the blonde whispers in her ear.
The blonde says, “oh, I’m sorry.” She gets up and returned back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask the pilot what he said to make her move without any fuss.
“I told her that first class is not going to Toronto.“