Snow birds are back

[Elk34]

Well it's that time. Snow birds are back and getting ready to here all the hate for my MAGA hat and my open carry, not to mention the roads are F%$ded now.

 

[xerts1191]

Flooded with Washington plates, California, Ohio, Illinois, COLOFORNIA, and Canada eh!

 

[thom]

Open carry all the way, when they are around.

 

[THE ICEMAN]

Open carry all the way, when they are around.

Heh, heh, heh... Love it...

 

[Lobo2087]

Had a run in with a well fed female Democrat during the snowbird migration several years ago, still get the odd look here and there.

Anyhow, when I hunt I generally have my revolver on my hip because as we all know, you never know. Regardless, I was at the cooler of one of the local gas stations getting a drink when I hear a snort and sniffle. A well dressed, well fed do gooder looked me up and down and in her, midwest nasally I assume, tone asked me, "Well, I see we have a gun. Doesn't that just make us a man?" I replied, "No maam, the penis makes me a man, the gun is an accessory. Sorta like your barbie toys," and just walked off.

My daughter who hunts with me about peed herself.

 

[Elk34]

That is one of the best come sacks I've heard in a while.

 

[Flash]

Some of the snowbirds are okay, but the ones that really tick me off are the ones from Quebec, Canada. Biggest horses patoots you'll ever meet.

 

[knockonit]

heheh, i bet a whole lot of you used to be or are snowbirds
just saying
Rj

 

[Flash]

Never was a snowbird, but I am from Alaska

 

[Boriqua]

heheh, i bet a whole lot of you used to be or are snowbirds
just saying
Rj

Not a snow bird but more of a dirty zombie city pigeon. You know the ones that shit on everything and eat things that make rats puke. Left NYC 14 or so years ago and never looked back.

Still I can tell when the visitors are back in town. Since I travel on two wheels I can tell immediately when my antennae have to get a bit longer to predict weird car behavior.

Just last week someone did some wacky stuff on the road and I thought .. oh thats right THERE BACK! Uturns in the middle of the street across four lanes is the new normal.

 

[AZ Husker]

The most dangerous weapon in Arizona is a Cadillac with Minnesota license plates.

 

[Elk34]

I'm not a snow bird but I am from Indiana. Now my second biggest bitch about snow birds next to them hating the second amendment is their driving habits. So I get onto the highway and the speed limit is 65. Some how they are in both lanes running 55 and won't move over for passing cars. They can't turn right on red. They sure the hell can't merge into traffic properly. I wonder just how the hell they made it here from the state they come from.

 

[knockonit]

they are probably all a HOOSIERs, lol
rj

 

[Flash]

I'm not a snow bird but I am from Indiana. Now my second biggest b**** about snow birds next to them hating the second amendment is their driving habits. So I get onto the highway and the speed limit is 65. Some how they are in both lanes running 55 and won't move over for passing cars. They can't turn right on red. They sure the hell can't merge into traffic properly. I wonder just how the hell they made it here from the state they come from.

One of the seasonal Range Officers at the Rio Salado shotgun range is a snowbird from Indiana. Great guy, 2A all the way.

 

[knockonit]

LOL< nothing wrong with a HOOSIER, i spent a year with them, most are OK, even the ones close to the chicago border, hehehe, its the land of lincoln assholes you gotta deal with.

 

[Elk34]

Nice. I've been here since 2002 and haven't went back yet. I finally found a state that agreed with my 2nd amendment way of thinking.

 

[Crippledtrigger]

Nice. I've been here since 2002 and haven't went back yet. I finally found a state that agreed with my 2nd amendment way of thinking.

Just give it time.








They will phuck that up too. There was a Time...well let's just say carpet munching wiccans were something I never expected. Even in a Bruce Babbit Denis Deconcini AZ.


Not that there is anything wrong with carpet munching wiccans mind you.

 

[Elk34]

Well living in Indiana I did pick up a sport. I can play basketball. Not great but a good game of horse I can do.

 

[Winmagbill]

Use to work on the streets and would come home daily with new examples of bad driving to share with my wife. When my daughter's kindergarten teacher was asking the class about animals she proudly announced that her dad said the most dangerous animal in AZ was the Snowbird. Haven't changed my mind.

 

[Crippledtrigger]

I wonder if Thin Lizzy did a snowbird version.

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