Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash

[Suck My Glock]

Remember kids,...pack that survival keg, just in case.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9773899/Wyoming-rancher-pinned-ATV-survives-beer-water-2-days.html

 

[smithers599]

Hell of a choice: death by dehydration, or drink Keystone Light. Not sure which way I'd go on that one.

 

[Ballistic Therapy]

That would suck.
Just imagine laying there thinking " Here I am about to die and my last drink will be a Keystone Light."

 

[knockonit]

That would suck.
Just imagine laying there thinking " Here I am about to die and my last drink will be a Keystone Light."

yeah, but several words he may never utter : Here hold my beer"

 

[kenpoprofessor]

Darwin almost got this dumbass.

Have a great, gun carryin', Kenpo day

Clyde

 

[Kingjoey]

In Wyoming it probably took a day just to drive out to where he was at. On a side note, if I get trapped under an ATV I hope there's some Franziskaner or other real beer in the cooler. Don't want archaeologists finding my skeleton surrounded by White Claw or Keystone cans and assuming it was some ancient homosexual ritual that went awry

 

[xerts1191]

Man Card-Yes!

 

[Flash]

It could've been worse.

It could've been...gasp...Buddddd

 

[Jack Dupp]

What's wrong with Keystone??

 

[rockbronco]

I mean its about that same as drinking your own pee to survive so he did good I would say!

 

[Tenring]

I have used that excuse before.......honest honey I was trapped and all I had was alcohol to keep me alive.

 

[QuangTri]

Who says beer is not full of nutrients?

Of course, p!ssing all the time would be an issue.

 

[stuntheavy]

I guess the real debate is, did the brews save him, or put him in that position to begin with :think: :mrgreen:

 

[KoaTico]

This guy should get a lifetime supply from Keystone along with a shirt that says “Keystone saved my life”