On the bright side...

[smithers599]

...there was no gun violence! Hooray!
Bloomberg's minions must be toasting with champagne right now. See? Gun free zones work! No gun violence!

https://news.yahoo.com/factbox-recent-mass-killings-japan-130629580.html

 

[xerts1191]

Uhh yeeaah, probably more deaths there related to bad sushi :lol:

 

[Pale Rider]

Animals will always find a way to kill.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-18/england-knife-crime-hits-new-record-high

 

[THE ICEMAN]

All they have to do is outlaw fire... Problem solved...

 

[smithers599]

All they have to do is outlaw fire... Problem solved...

Brilliant!
Signs everywhere: "This is a Fire-Free Zone."
Question, though -- should the signs be made out of fireproof material, or would that be too pessimistic, admitting that the signs might not be effective?