A Good Cop Story:
The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville,
Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday, in the early
evening, in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The
dead man's name would not be released until his family had been
notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while
visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg. When he was found, he was
wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter
belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2
1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt.
The police removed the Biden T-shirt to spare his family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care.