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[428cj]

Brad lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. He couldn’t take it any more.

Brad drove his car into his garage and sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle. He drifted off to sleep.

A day later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brad is a registered California Democrat

 

[Dauph]

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[xerts1191]

Show this to your out of state friends so they stay out of state.

YES!

 

[xerts1191]

Brad lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. He couldn’t take it any more.

Brad drove his car into his garage and sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle. He drifted off to sleep.

A day later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

:clap:

Brad is a registered California Democrat

 

[xerts1191]

 

[Tenring]

 

[stomp442]

A Ruger 10/22 wouldn't be my first choice for far away Tyranny but I like the general message. lol

 

[Tenring]

 

[428cj]

****** 23 ADULT TRUTHS******

1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet
everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

 

[Tenring]

I am on number 11 right now.

 

[Suck My Glock]

 

[Lobo2087]

On 19

 

[XJThrottle]

Is #24 I F*ckin' told you so.?

I've been there since about 10pm last night...

 

[Suck My Glock]

 

[What]

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

:mrgreen:

 

[knockonit]

lol, been doing it for decades am dang near deaf, smile , grin and nod , most get it. besides, few people i converse with rarely have anything i wish to discuss,
happy saturday
Rj

 

[Suck My Glock]

So if you fret about today's kids growing up not learning anything about capitalism or work ethic,...you'll get a grin out of this.


https://twitter.com/jameskelly_se/status/1517534819688886272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1517534819688886272%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fcitizenfreepress.com%2Fbreaking%2Fkids-make-their-first-sale%2F

 

[xerts1191]

:clap: we’re gonna be rich

 

[xerts1191]

 

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