I know this is off topic but since Manitu brought up military and foreign encounters ...
So two of my cousins were navy but one of them wound up being career navy and went straight through to retirement. The other spent 6 years on subs and that is a different wierd. But on to the career guy.
He was my age and we hung out together since we were in the 1st grade since they lived in a building close to ours and his mother babysat my youngest brother. We even worked at the same place as young teens.
His final years in the navy were spent in key west and he still lives there.
But before that, he too traveled the world on ships. He comes back on leave at some point and visits the family. So he tells us how in the Philippines he met with a woman of Ill repute.
He then tells us about the most amazing sexual experience he ever had. Hmmm??? Gotta hear this!
So we are all interested! He says the girl had a ribbon with knots in it spaced apart. She sticks this ribbon up his as*
She then goes on to perform some oral and just when he nuts ... She pulls the ribbon out like she is starting a lawnmower.
Told us it's the most amazing thing ever.
Glad I joined the Army! :shifty:
So two of my cousins were navy but one of them wound up being career navy and went straight through to retirement. The other spent 6 years on subs and that is a different wierd. But on to the career guy.
He was my age and we hung out together since we were in the 1st grade since they lived in a building close to ours and his mother babysat my youngest brother. We even worked at the same place as young teens.
His final years in the navy were spent in key west and he still lives there.
But before that, he too traveled the world on ships. He comes back on leave at some point and visits the family. So he tells us how in the Philippines he met with a woman of Ill repute.
He then tells us about the most amazing sexual experience he ever had. Hmmm??? Gotta hear this!
So we are all interested! He says the girl had a ribbon with knots in it spaced apart. She sticks this ribbon up his as*
She then goes on to perform some oral and just when he nuts ... She pulls the ribbon out like she is starting a lawnmower.
Told us it's the most amazing thing ever.
Glad I joined the Army! :shifty:
