As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I
was born white, into a
two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me
"Privileged", a racist &
responsible for slavery.
I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me
a fascist because I
plan, budget & support myself.
I went to high school, got a degree, got in some college & have always
held a job. But I now
find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was
"advantaged”.
I am heterosexual, which according to "gay" folks, now makes me a homophobe.
I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a de facto member of the
"vast NRA gun
lobby”.
I am older than 60, making me a useless eater who doesn't understand
Facebook, Instagram or
Snapchat.
I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the "main stream" media
tells me, which makes me
a "Right-wing conspiracy nut”.
I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a
xenophobe.
I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each
individual's merits,
which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of
outcome or subsidies which
must make me a borderline sociopath.
I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens,
now making me a militant.
I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let
it fly, so I stand & salute
during our National Anthem – so I must be a racist.
Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure
who I am anymore!
Funny, it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years!
If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know
which restroom to use
… and I gotta go more FREQUENTLY!
the original author forgot one thing. I'm a Vietnam Veteran so i am a
baby killer too!! (should fit right in with the abortionists I guess !)
was born white, into a
two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me
"Privileged", a racist &
responsible for slavery.
I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me
a fascist because I
plan, budget & support myself.
I went to high school, got a degree, got in some college & have always
held a job. But I now
find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was
"advantaged”.
I am heterosexual, which according to "gay" folks, now makes me a homophobe.
I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a de facto member of the
"vast NRA gun
lobby”.
I am older than 60, making me a useless eater who doesn't understand
Facebook, Instagram or
Snapchat.
I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the "main stream" media
tells me, which makes me
a "Right-wing conspiracy nut”.
I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a
xenophobe.
I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each
individual's merits,
which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of
outcome or subsidies which
must make me a borderline sociopath.
I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens,
now making me a militant.
I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let
it fly, so I stand & salute
during our National Anthem – so I must be a racist.
Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure
who I am anymore!
Funny, it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years!
If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know
which restroom to use
… and I gotta go more FREQUENTLY!
the original author forgot one thing. I'm a Vietnam Veteran so i am a
baby killer too!! (should fit right in with the abortionists I guess !)