Guns n Gals….. with a twist

[was21]

GLOCKS are the ho’s. They can be tarted up but at the end of the day if you lose one you can just get another one.

HK USP is like a stout German gal…. Can pull a plow all day with her thick legs and keep you warm at night.

SIGS are like cold Nordic women, they just get the job done with icy efficiency

BROWNING HIPOWER is like a ballerina, all legs and svelt long lines that keep your heart beating.

HI-POINTS….. “ it’s a man , baby!”

BERETTA’s are the sexy raven haired Italian… until you get to her hairy armpits…. If you can overlook that they are a spirited/spicy ride.

RUGERS are the fat girls at the sorority that you boink until you figure out there are prettier ones out there.

COLT 1911 is the thoroughbred spirited filly that you have to be man enough to ride well….. or be religious enough to take out the preacher’s daughter.

YMMV

 

[QuangTri]

Amusing.

I would agree with the 1911, though the Glocks I have handled would be more the girl you would bring home to meet the folks and not embarass you.

The Beretta 92 is the only other one familiar to me. Sort of like a girl you date once, and never call her again.

 

[brian10x]

So, what is a Croatian Springfield?

 

[needsmostuff]

I thought the HI-POINT was a MoPed.
Fun to ride till your friends see ya.

 

[xerts1191]

:lol:

 

[was21]

So, what is a Croatian Springfield?

CROATIAN SPRINGFIELD is the Muslim gal trying to sneak into the US by claiming to be an American.

Edit: so I’ve been informed that Bosnians are Muslim and Croats are catholic…..SO….

She’s a catholic gal impersonating a Muslim trying to pass herself off as an American! LOL

 

[was21]

KELTEC is the schizophrenic gal whose psyche is barely held together by some loose screws.

 

[needsmostuff]

I thought the HI-POINT was a MoPed.
Fun to ride till your friends see ya.

Ooops, that slipped off the girl thing so,,,

A HI-POINT is like a fat chick ,,,,
Fun to ride till your frinds see ya.