Glock! Gods smiting right hand of divine justice destroying storehouses of evil....

[Crippledtrigger]

Glock announces Chuck Norris as it's new spokesman taking over for the late R Lee Ermy.


Only such a secret weapon of divine justice making satan and his ilk flee like screaming liberals who lost their safe spaces could be worthy of having Chuck Norris as its official spokesman.

Yep you read it right. The man many think chased superman from the galaxy is the spokesman for Glock.

Can you imagine the cool ad opportunities? Continuing the someone picked the wrong house theme. Chuck and his Glock 34 mos presiding over the destruction of all terrorist saying "someone picked the wrong profit to follow"

The merger of Glock, the ultimate gun in the universe, with the ultimate force in the universe, Chuck Norris, as it's new spokesman seems such an obvious merger that it was preordained since the big bang. Infact the universe may have been spoke into being by god for this specific purpose.

https://www.ammoland.com/2019/04/...ry-spokesperson-chuck-norris/#axzz5kfDH4w1S

 

[shooter444]

:confusion-confused:

 

[curtmini14]

And you wonder why they call it dope?

 

[knockonit]

awhhh, hes just excited his idol ''Norris" is going do something other than hide out.

 

[smithers599]

Simultaneously, Glock announced that they will discontinue all calibers except 10mm.

 

[Crippledtrigger]

awhhh, hes just excited his idol ''Norris" is going do something other than hide out.

Ahh no, just a play on the Chuck Norris jokes.

Like chuck doesnt do pushups. He pushes the world down. You know stupid shit like that.

I often struggle with the fact that very few mere mortals have such a clearly advanced and sophisticated sense of humor as I do. I often feel alone because, not unlike many of history's geniuses who were such a jump forward in evolution, no one can relate or even understand their genius for decades or centuries after their deaths.

 

[Pale Rider]

"Glock, the ultimate gun in the universe", holy jeebus that's about like saying Obunghole was the ultimate president, of course that's just my fookin opinion.

 

[Flash]

awhhh, hes just excited his idol ''Norris" is going do something other than hide out.

Ahh no, just a play on the Chuck Norris jokes.

Like chuck doesnt do pushups. He pushes the world down. You know stupid s*** like that.

I often struggle with the fact that very few mere mortals have such a clearly advanced and sophisticated sense of humor as I do. I often feel alone because, not unlike many of history's geniuses who were such a jump forward in evolution, no one can relate or even understand their genius for decades or centuries after their deaths.

I know exactly how you feel, so here's a little Mac Davis song for us:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKWch_MNY0[/media]

 

[shooter444]

:sleeping-yellow:

 

[Crippledtrigger]

awhhh, hes just excited his idol ''Norris" is going do something other than hide out.

Ahh no, just a play on the Chuck Norris jokes.

Like chuck doesnt do pushups. He pushes the world down. You know stupid s*** like that.

I often struggle with the fact that very few mere mortals have such a clearly advanced and sophisticated sense of humor as I do. I often feel alone because, not unlike many of history's geniuses who were such a jump forward in evolution, no one can relate or even understand their genius for decades or centuries after their deaths.

I know exactly how you feel, so here's a little Mac Davis song for us:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKWch_MNY0[/media]

It's a burden only the great can understand.

 

[Flash]

It's a burden only the great can understand.

Those who think they know it all are particularly annoying to those of us who do. :lol: :lol:

 

[XJThrottle]

My Brothers! :clap:

 

[Ranger1]

Glock announces Chuck Norris as it's new spokesman taking over for the late R Lee Ermy.


Only such a secret weapon of divine justice making satan and his ilk flee like screaming liberals who lost their safe spaces could be worthy of having Chuck Norris as its official spokesman.

Yep you read it right. The man many think chased superman from the galaxy is the spokesman for Glock.

Can you imagine the cool ad opportunities? Continuing the someone picked the wrong house theme. Chuck and his Glock 34 mos presiding over the destruction of all terrorist saying "someone picked the wrong profit to follow"

The merger of Glock, the ultimate gun in the universe, with the ultimate force in the universe, Chuck Norris, as it's new spokesman seems such an obvious merger that it was preordained since the big bang. Infact the universe may have been spoke into being by god for this specific purpose.

https://www.ammoland.com/2019/04/...ry-spokesperson-chuck-norris/#axzz5kfDH4w1S

That's badass. But I believe he would use the G40 MOS. Now that he is in with glock maybe on the exspendables 4 he can carry the G18 and all the good glock stuff. I hope we can see a glock rifle come out soon specifically from glock

 

[Crippledtrigger]

I'm making a joke and...

 

[smithers599]

Glock 7

 

[baja]

Coming Soon!

'The Total Glock©'

Vanquish your foes -and- get in shape at the same time.

 

[Steve_In_29]

Glock perfection...Gen5

Seems the first 4 weren't really perfect after all.

 

[Flash]

I may be the only one who thought the Gen5 trigger sucked. Tried it at the Game & Fish Outdoor Festival last year and hated it.

 

[Ranger1]

That's ok. There are after market triggers for that

 

[Viper 1-26 INF]

You know what's better than the Glock Gen 5 trigger?... The Sig P320 :lol: