Dreams of Nancy

[TriggerFish]

An assistant to Nancy Pelosi told her she had a fantastic dream last
night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating
Pelosi. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Nancy went
past. Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the
air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration
Washington had ever seen.

Nancy was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way,
how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?"

Her assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."

 

[Kingjoey]

Will be a great day. Casket would have to be closed to keep the piss out

 

[storage_man]

One thing is SHE will NEVER Rest in Peace. They will have to fence and arm her grave site.

 

[xerts1191]

Cremate the witch, put ashes in her fridge with all her ice cream

 

[pneuby]

That's a joke I realized the punchline for from the first line, LOL.
But, when that day reckons, I wouldn't put it past the Elites to
coordinate a big state funeral for her like that.