"Do these pants make my a** look fat?"

[smithers599]

Think carefully before you answer.
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/pennsylvania/articles/2018-12-03/woman-pleads-guilty-to-causing-death-by-sitting-on-boyfriend

Woman Pleads Guilty to Causing Death by Sitting on Boyfriend
ERIE, Pa. (AP) — An approximately 300-pound woman has pleaded guilty to third-degree murder for killing her nearly 120-pound boyfriend by beating him with a table leg and sitting on him, rendering him unable to breathe.

 

[knockonit]

hehe, funny shiat, i had a ole boy who worked with me a few decades ago, harvey, amazing guy, combat vet, suffered big time from wounds, but still got up every day and worked like no one i've ever known.

anyhow, his favorite was big girls, bigger the better, of course he had one glass eye, so not sure which eye the beauty was seen with.

anyhow, he brought a gal to my house, we could not get her in the front door, had to walk her around back to the slider (four foot slider opening), he was all over that, hehe, so guess the moral of the story is, everyone needs some loving.


she collapse from the loving session, the work out from beating him, or just worn out from attempting to work it. lol

Rj

 

[EarlCordova]

When I lived in a duplex that had a neighbor couple that fit the same physical description.
We used to hear them fighting a lot, but the most common thing she said was you are too damn small.

Well after a year or so of that he went postal and kicked the crap out of her.
So they moved out and left behind a strap on dildo that was 4" in diameter.
Three days later they broke in to take it back.

 

[Boriqua]

hehe, funny shiat, i had a ole boy who worked with me a few decades ago, harvey, amazing guy, combat vet, suffered big time from wounds, but still got up every day and worked like no one i've ever known.

anyhow, his favorite was big girls, bigger the better, of course he had one glass eye, so not sure which eye the beauty was seen with.

anyhow, he brought a gal to my house, we could not get her in the front door, had to walk her around back to the slider (four foot slider opening), he was all over that, hehe, so guess the moral of the story is, everyone needs some loving.


she collapse from the loving session, the work out from beating him, or just worn out from attempting to work it. lol

Rj

Was he a little dude? I knew two guys in NYC both maybe 5"2 and all of 120 lbs and always with BIG .. and I mean BIG girls. I like a little meat on my ladies but I am talking 250# and better. I never understood it but to each their own.

 

[jrleen]

Good lord.....after reading all this I am skipping lunch today.

 

[Steve_In_29]

Had a friend in the Marines who was a scrawny little guy but his wife was HUGE. Make him disappear when she hugged him huge. They had 3 kids so he must have been doing something right.

 

[WRMorrison]

My cousin Johnny is the same way. I asked him why one time, and he told me that it was because he could basically get away with anything and they'll still stick around...lol.

-WRM

 

[smithers599]

On the bright side, there was no gun violence! Hooray!
Maybe there should be commonsense, reasonable background checks before buying Doritos and Twinkies.

 

[smithers599]

My cousin Johnny is the same way. I asked him why one time, and he told me that it was because he could basically get away with anything and they'll still stick around...lol.

-WRM

Tell him to be careful. The dead guy probably thought he could get away with anything, but apparently there was at least one thing (we don't know what) with which he could not get away.

 

[Flash]

Shade in the summer and heat in the winter.

 

[RandyTF]

Better think about the feed bill before marrying one of those big gals. Then there is all the meds she will need due to health problems. Even clothing costs more in plus sizes.

Might say, she would be a "large" investment.

 

[Jack Dupp]

Dang, you guys are brutal.