"Banana Republic" vest

[Suck My Glock]

FWIW, I ended up buying this one, in khaki.
https://www.511tactical.com/fast-tac-reg-vest.html
Now I will be marked for instant assassination by every evildoer I encounter.

Nah,...just need to add "camouflage" to it, like these liberal buttons.

Then wear this hat,....

 

[smithers599]

Hmm. Could put some spare magazines in the corners....