Amazon Sells Everything Now

[Drmark]

As I'm surfing the net for a new Android phone, I ran across this for sale on Amazon:

 

[smithers599]

Right. You were looking for an Android phone, and you accidentally typed in "p___" and "cocaine."
We believe you.

 

[kenpoprofessor]

Right. You were looking for an Android phone, and you accidentally typed in "p___" and "cocaine."
We believe you.

There are all sorts of things that pop up, mostly because of what your phone "hears". Maybe you were unaware of this, and if so, it's ignorance. That being said, if you don't have the stones to OC, then you probably should keep your fingers from typing stupid things and not let your ignorance be known.


Clyde

 

[smithers599]

You see, that was what was known as a "joke."
Nevertheless, I cannot live with this shame. I must commit sudoko at once.

(That was another joke, referencing James Clavell's Shogun.)

 

[kenpoprofessor]

You see, that was what was known as a "joke."
Nevertheless, I cannot live with this shame. I must commit sudoko at once.

(That was another joke, referencing James Clavell's Shogun.)

Well, in text, there's no way I can tell sarcasm from serious. Put in some emojis if you want to express yourself in that light. Otherwise, I'll take it as written.

Have a great, gun carryin', Kenpo day

Clyde

 

[xerts1191]

 

[XJThrottle]

Somebody must've filled Clyde's whole carton of milk with piss...

 

[Suck My Glock]

 

[kenpoprofessor]

Somebody must've filled Clyde's whole carton of milk with piss...

And, what if they did? Don't post stupid things, I won't call out stupid things. If you post sarcasm, then you should make it known to the reader. You know how many folks get hung up on articles from the Babylon Bee????


Clyde

 

[XJThrottle]

 

[TheAccountant]

Sometimes the irony around here is just too much to handle.