Boating accident?

[Rhome11]

Who has already lost their guns in a boating accident?

[ex462]

No boat but I did sell a few in this time of trouble and made a profit. Think it's time to buy a boat and a BIG magnet and go fishing.

[GunNut]

Worn out story
Try another line to at least make it seem plausible

With that I am selling all to comply with the new nazi regime
Far be it I not conform

[AZ_Five56]

These days, the old boating accident story is less of an actual excuse requiring plausibility, and more of a euphemism for 'I will not comply'.

[Suck My Glock]

Mine were all in the storage unit while I was traveling and got auctioned off when I forgot to ensure my auto-pay on the storage unit.

[AZ_Five56]

Mine were all in the storage unit while I was traveling and got auctioned off when I forgot to ensure my auto-pay on the storage unit.

That's a pretty good excuse. It doesn't roll off the tongue as smooth as "I lost all my guns in a boating accident."

[Crippledtrigger]

Mine were lost in a cave in and I've got no maps.

[Rock Hardson]

Mine were stolen out of my trunk of my car while parked at Walmart in Maricopa.
KISS them goodbye

[rockbronco]

Can’t really afford the boat anymore since I lost my job due to Covid and had to sell my guns to put food on the table for the family. Luckily I was quickly able to sell for cash when I needed it the most to survive these tough times.

[MarkItZero]

Mine were stolen out of my trunk of my car while parked at Walmart in Maricopa.
KISS them goodbye

Reference might be lost on most sadly....

[Rock Hardson]

Mine were stolen out of my trunk of my car while parked at Walmart in Maricopa.
KISS them goodbye

Reference might be lost on most sadly....

Right???? Lol.
Neva4get

[knockonit]

Mine were stolen out of my trunk of my car while parked at Walmart in Maricopa.
KISS them goodbye

this probably went over so many heads its space bound, lol, funny shiat, hard to believe he thought anyone would believe that shiat.
Rj

[BananaHands]

Guns? What guns?..

[Ballistic Therapy]

I lost my boat in a gun accident.

[Harrier]

oops...