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https://babylonbee.com/news/top-eight-reasons-to-stock-up-on-ammo-right-now
If you have less than infinity rounds of ammunition in your house, it's time to buy more ammo!
Say what? You need a better reason than that? Ok fine—here are eight.
1) You'll need enough ammo to defend yourself from the zombie hoard caused by the next Wuhan lab leak: We heard COVID-20's a doozy.
2) To fill up those new 700-round drum magazines you just bought for your AR-15: Next year they're coming out with a 1000 round drum! 'Merica!
3) Just in case you get dirt on the Clintons: If you get dirt on Hillary, you need to be prepared to defend yourself against a full military strike.
4) It's time for us to buy what we have been buying and that time is every day: Wise words from Kamala Harris!
5) So you'll have something to shoot into the sky as you salute the American flag every night: Everyone does this, right?
6) Buying Ammo makes Beto O'Rourke cry: This, in turn, helps everyone fill up their Leftist Tears tumbler! Win-win!
7) So you can defend against continually encroaching tyranny: While you're at the store, you'd better pick up a couple of F-15s and maybe some nukes.
8) It's cheaper than gas right now: You might as well.
Well, what are you waiting for? Stock up, buddy!
If you have less than infinity rounds of ammunition in your house, it's time to buy more ammo!
Say what? You need a better reason than that? Ok fine—here are eight.
1) You'll need enough ammo to defend yourself from the zombie hoard caused by the next Wuhan lab leak: We heard COVID-20's a doozy.
2) To fill up those new 700-round drum magazines you just bought for your AR-15: Next year they're coming out with a 1000 round drum! 'Merica!
3) Just in case you get dirt on the Clintons: If you get dirt on Hillary, you need to be prepared to defend yourself against a full military strike.
4) It's time for us to buy what we have been buying and that time is every day: Wise words from Kamala Harris!
5) So you'll have something to shoot into the sky as you salute the American flag every night: Everyone does this, right?
6) Buying Ammo makes Beto O'Rourke cry: This, in turn, helps everyone fill up their Leftist Tears tumbler! Win-win!
7) So you can defend against continually encroaching tyranny: While you're at the store, you'd better pick up a couple of F-15s and maybe some nukes.
8) It's cheaper than gas right now: You might as well.
Well, what are you waiting for? Stock up, buddy!
