Time to disappear?

[Suck My Glock]

For you potential outlaws, let me point out a unique opportunity on our horizon.

You may have to think back to recall,...but 9/11 was a rarely opportune time to fake your death and disappear.

And here we are,...expecting thousands and thousands, maybe tens of thousands of deaths in the near future. So many, it will be a challenge to properly deal with it all.

Currently, in Italy, where thousands of victims have expired, morgues are overflowing and contagion protocols are preventing funerals and requiring cremations. Families are unable to mourn their loved ones in the traditional ceremonies.

Consider the following;...if right now, today, at this very moment...was the last time anyone heard of you or there was any indication of your existence,...what might be the logical conclusion? Somehow, in some way, for some reason, the virus or the panic over it has claimed you. Without any evidence to say otherwise, after no trace of you having been found for a few years,...almost any court is likely to assume you somehow expired in the pandemic. Either from the disease as an unrecorded case, or perhaps as a victim of crime from desperate looters or similar foul play.

Just something to ponder as you watch Jason Bourne movies this month.

 

[Lobo2087]

I'm not getting in the back of your van. Just saying.

 

[Jack Dupp]

I'm not getting in the back of your van. Just saying.

:lol: :lol:

 

[Crippledtrigger]

Come on he just wants some skin for his new body suit.

 

[Kingjoey]

Or "time to make someone else disappear"

 

[sonofbp]

and then what?
Do you have a 2nd identity, crate full of $100 bills, and an rv to tour the post apocalypse recovery years?

 

[Crippledtrigger]

Or "time to make someone else disappear"

I already have a hole dug with a sign saying free dirt nap for trespassers right next to a mound of dirt with a sign saying "shhhhh sleeping solicitor."

 

[knockonit]

and then what?
Do you have a 2nd identity, crate full of $100 bills, and an rv to tour the post apocalypse recovery years?

doesn't everyone have a plan.....................and a bag full of $$$

 

[EarlCordova]

Or "time to make someone else disappear"

Now that is a pleasant thought !

 

[Bard]

i'd wait until you get your $1000 check from the Fed's, first. Just sayin'

 

[smithers599]

and then what?
Do you have a 2nd identity, crate full of $100 bills, and an rv to tour the post apocalypse recovery years?

doesn't everyone have a plan.....................and a bag full of $$$

Or a Mad Max truck filled with toilet paper?

 

[Elk34]

I have a backhoe and can get some pigs.

 

[XJThrottle]

I may be the odd one out here, but I kind like my patents, brothers, and their families. Missing out on my nieces/nephews lives would sadden me.

If they were already gone...things change

 

[Flash]

I may be the odd one out here, but I kind like my patents, brothers, and their families. Missing out on my nieces/nephews lives would sadden me.

If they were already gone...things change

You're lucky. All our parents are gone and my only sibling, a brother is the horses patoot of the century and an Obama voter. His kids are almost as bad as him, but they spend all their time trying to figure out how to con money out of me.....or they did until I finally got rid of them.

We're better off without them. Relatives can be a major pain in the butt.

 

[Suck My Glock]

:dance:

I'm not getting in the back of your van. Just saying.

 

[Elk34]

I will. Make sure you have chocolate milk

 

[Harrier]

Maybe 20 years ago you could pull this off... maybe... but these days I doubt you could stay 'dead' for very long.
You would have to be planning this sort of thing for a long time... Credit Cards, ID's, Internet profiles, Face Recognition, Relative's DNA, Walking patterns, Writing Patterns, got a new SS#? or forego any benefits when you get old, ... too many things to trip you up.

Nice daydream though...Just tell them to FO!

 

[Miker12]

The investigator describes life after fake death as a "full-time job", and said: "I can make 1,000 mistakes, but if you make just one - I've got you.

"If you fake your own death you have to maintain your identity and lifestyle perfectly.

"If your old identity reappears for a moment, for a nanosecond, I will get you."

Mr Rambam said that "people who plan thoroughly from the very beginning are the best at it", and continued: "You get people who come to the US from Nigeria, the Philippines, and fake their own death for insurance purposes.

"Then they fly to their home country and either assume a different identity or resume their true identity.

"Their life is already set up and they can just slip back into it.

https://news.sky.com/story/you-only-live-twice-the-man-who-catches-people-who-fake-their-own-death-11637341

 

[knockonit]

anything is possible, you just have to believe

 

[smithers599]

As soon as you turn 55, AARP will find you.