New .. new new definition of arsenal.

[Boriqua]

I find the stretches that the young snow flakes in media make with words and definitions to be increasingly amusing/disturbing.

The headline reads
"Police seize arsenal after Portland man smashes patrol car window, hurts officer"

Here is the report that follows which describes "Arsenal"

https://www.foxnews.com/us/portland-man-arrested-shattering-patrol-car-window-pepper-spraying-officer-inside-police

Inside the vehicle, officers said they discovered window punch tools, pepper spray, throwing knives, a laser pointer, a slingshot, rocks, and other items, which were all seized as evidence.

 

[Harrier]

that sounds just like a liberals arsenal...
what they really found was an 'arse' 'n somebody named al.

 

[Boriqua]

I wonder what the new word is then for what most of us ... (might) have at home!!

 

[xerts1191]

:shock: :roll:

 

[fredcdobbs]

Dude has some real scary chit, got rock but no stick??? fuggin cave man would be better off. However using the schmucks arsenal against him, the thought of a sling shot with some 00 buck sent in the pouch 25 yards down stream into a crowd of his peeps, ouch! that would be some funny chit.

 

[smithers599]

 

[smithers599]

Somebody must have taken them aside and had a word with them. They have changed the headline.

 

[electrohawk]

If you threw all 3 rocks at the same time, it would be a burst weapon and should be sanctioned as assault rocks.

 

[Kingjoey]

Sorry, but all that is about $50 at your local Harbor Freight, that's gay even by Antifa standards

 

[tunnug]

What!!! No stick with a nail in it..............Lame

 

[OH-MAN]

I have a whole bunch of rocks not secured :shock:
They are laying all around my front and back yards where anyone could snatch one up and who knows what evil that could ensue?
I almost forgot, Oh My God the childrens