Heads up on Independence Day

[smithers599]

Americans at July 4th celebrations warned of lone wolf terrorist threat

Security expert warns of heightened alert following Trump administration’s successful strikes on Iranian nuclear sites.

nypost.com

 

[Suck My Glock]

Wait;...you mean to tell me that on the celebration of our shooting our enemies, I might actually get to shoot one of our enemies?!?!

 

[smithers599]

Wait;...you mean to tell me that on the celebration of our shooting our enemies, I might actually get to shoot one of our enemies?!?!

One or more.

 

[Doc]

I’ll be home tending to my terrified dog. Im pretty sure this dog served in ‘Nam. Besides, I’m not allowed to boogaloo until it cools off.

 

[QuietM4]

I avoid large groups of people as a general rule of persec.

 

[smithers599]

Welp, nothing happened. (Although it's a long weekend.)

I recently read a meme on the internet that has given me a whole new outlook. "99% of the things I worry about never happen. That proves that worrying is 99% effective in preventing bad things from happening."

So, if there are no terrorist attacks in the US this weekend, it's because of me worrying about it. You're welcome.