Drunk Grizzlies Keep Getting Hit By Trains In Montana

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https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/11/04/63-grizzlies-some-drunk-on-fermented-grain-killed-by-trains-in-montana/

Since 1980, 63 grizzlies have been hit by trains and killed along a section of railroad near Glacier National Park. Many died because they got drunk on fermented grain spilled from railcars and couldn’t move fast enough to outrun the trains.

Grain spilled from railcars along the tracks can be a tempting treat for bears, retired federal ecologist Chuck Neal of Cody told Cowboy State Daily.

With enough moisture from snow and rain, “the spilled grain actually ferments in place and becomes a de facto brewery,” he said.

Bears that are attracted to the fermented grain “might fall asleep right on site if they get drunk first. They can, and have, fallen asleep in a drunken stupor right on the tracks,” Neal said.

“Other times they loiter on the tracks until a train approaches, at high speed, then drunkenly attempt to outrun the train — no can do — and are smashed,” he added.

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Suck My Glock said:
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2023/11/04/63-grizzlies-some-drunk-on-fermented-grain-killed-by-trains-in-montana/

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Somebody tell Hunter Biden about this!
 
So, the train turns Grizz into hamburger. Wolves, foxes, coyote, badgers,
coons, opossum, vultures, raptors all get a smorgasboard.

..and maybe a good buzz, too. :D
 
Anheuser Busch should ship all of the unsold bud lite to Montana and dump it away from the tracks so the bears can get drunk in peace.
 
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