Cant go to church tomorrow but

[338lapua]

If you would like to go have a orgy at one of several straight or gay sex clubs you are free to do so in the state of Arizona. Just want to let you know you have options other than church tomorrow. No masks required because who can eat a aids infected peter or eat the proverbial hair pie wearing a face mask. Heard them talking about multiple services for when churches open and no singing. Maybe we should name churches sex clubs so they can operate wide open so to speak.

 

[smithers599]

Don't discount orgies and brothels as religious institutions. Very often you will hear people there yelling "Jesus!" and "Oh my God!"

 

[338lapua]

At least the catholic church not being open will prevent the after services rectory romp with the alter boys and the priests.