The San Francisco 49ers are celebrating their big win in the Super Bowl yesterday. Although the Chiefs had the most points at the end of the game, and acted as if they had won, 49ers' spokesman Pancy Nelosi said that "everybody knows" that the 49ers were the real winners.
"At the end of the third quarter, the 49ers were winning by the score of 20 to 10. That is forever, and the American People know it. They will never live that down."