Firearm Related Humor

[Suck My Glock]

[Pro2a]

Speaking of those, I read an article on them, and the company makes those said that they've got those very developed and working to where there is no chambering issues. Plus they make for 40% lighter weight, making it easy to load more ammo on planes, and grunts to pack more ammo.

[xerts1191]

Nice!

[THE ICEMAN]

[THE ICEMAN]

[thom]

The sign "You are now a target" reminds me of an old rancher that had his fence posts marked with distances from his porch to the front gate. He said that they made his shooting more accurate.

[xerts1191]

[THE ICEMAN]

[THE ICEMAN]

Okay, this one's not funny but... WHO CARES???

[tunnug]

she must have been to that big gun sale

[THE ICEMAN]

[smithers599]

Posting the link instead of the picture, because the picture has Bad Language.
Do not click on the link if you do not want to see Bad Language.

http://knuckledraggin.com/2018/10/are-t ... ny-at-all/

[THE ICEMAN]

[Suck My Glock]

Dear Brahma,
I write to you with grave concern for the quality control of your product. I recently acquired a pair of your steel-toed work boots (picture enclosed) which I was confident were sufficiently resilient to protect my toes from injury due to various mishaps. I regret to inform you that your product has failed. (Again, see eclosed picture.) I spied these for sale at Walmart, right next to the sporting goods section, which seemed appropriate. I was there to buy some ammunition for my upcoming handgun certification class, among other things, and realized my trusty old boots were well in need of replacement, so I bought these. I was particularly hopeful that the steel toe protection would prevent a repeat of last year's duck season incident with Ray Bob's accidental discharge of his shotgun while loading it. (It was a little difficult to keep balance pointing the shotgun upwards after half a bottle of Wild Turkey, which was why he had it pointed downward, but it was still not quite light out yet, so that's why he couldn't tell it was pointed at his foot.) While wearing them at the range, they were comfortable enough and I have no complaints there. But at lunch break between sessions, as we discussed various matters over boloney and bourbon, Johnny Lee reminded us all that gear should always be tested. I didn't have a shotgun with me, but I figured a little ol' people-popper ought to be a reasonable choice. In hind sight, I suppose I should have taken the boot off first and tested it that way. But that wouldn't be American. While I am sorry to say your product exhibited inferior workmanship, my doctor was none the less impressed with my scientific endeavor and has declared he has submitted me to his colleagues for this year's award in honor of the esteemed Dr. Darwin himself! In that vein, I urge you to pay more attention to your customer base, and realize that significant amount of your footwear adorn the feet of God-fearin, red-blooded booze-swillin Alabamans, and future design should take that into account.

Respectfully,
Bobby Joe Rufus Beauregard

[THE ICEMAN]