Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
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Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Remember kids,...pack that survival keg, just in case.
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Hell of a choice: death by dehydration, or drink Keystone Light. Not sure which way I'd go on that one.
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
That would suck.
Just imagine laying there thinking " Here I am about to die and my last drink will be a Keystone Light."
Just imagine laying there thinking " Here I am about to die and my last drink will be a Keystone Light."
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
yeah, but several words he may never utter : Here hold my beer"Ballistic Therapy wrote: ↑July 11th, 2021, 6:30 am That would suck.
Just imagine laying there thinking " Here I am about to die and my last drink will be a Keystone Light."
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Darwin almost got this dumbass.
Have a great, gun carryin', Kenpo day
Clyde
Have a great, gun carryin', Kenpo day
Clyde
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
In Wyoming it probably took a day just to drive out to where he was at. On a side note, if I get trapped under an ATV I hope there's some Franziskaner or other real beer in the cooler. Don't want archaeologists finding my skeleton surrounded by White Claw or Keystone cans and assuming it was some ancient homosexual ritual that went awry
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Man Card-Yes!
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
It could've been worse.
It could've been...gasp...Buddddd
It could've been...gasp...Buddddd
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
What's wrong with Keystone??
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
I mean its about that same as drinking your own pee to survive so he did good I would say!
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
I have used that excuse before.......honest honey I was trapped and all I had was alcohol to keep me alive.
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Who says beer is not full of nutrients?
Of course, p!ssing all the time would be an issue.
Of course, p!ssing all the time would be an issue.
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
I guess the real debate is, did the brews save him, or put him in that position to begin with
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Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
This guy should get a lifetime supply from Keystone along with a shirt that says “Keystone saved my life”