Firearm Related Humor

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Firearm Related Humor

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Let me have the honor of starting the GUN RELATED humor thread. I’m thinking like pics, stories, links, etc.
And I hope someone has contact info for the ICEMAN, he’s really good at this.
Since I usually use Imgur for hosting, and am out of town, I’ll let someone go first, unless it doesn’t happen by tomorrow night when I get home.


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Here's a joke I heard a long time ago. It's a little dark, but still funny...

Two Bubba's were out deer hunting on their property. They were enjoying a lively conversation when one of them accidently slipped and fell down. Upon hitting the ground, the one Bubba lost control of his rifle and it accidently discharged sending a bullet whizzing through the air and unfortunately striking a glancing blow to the other Bubba's head. Down he went like a pair of his sisters panties. The other Bubba, thinking he had just killed his bestest friend in the whole wide world was beside himself with grief. He pulled his cell phone out of his pocket and dialed 911. When the 911 operator answered, Bubba started going off about how he had just killed his bestest friend in the whole wide world and didn't know what to do. The 911 operator told him to calm down, his friend may not be dead she said. It's important to be sure she told him. "Can you go to where he is and make sure he's really dead" she asked him, trying to be gentle and reassuring. The now sobbing Bubba told her he could do that, so he proceeded to walk to where his buddy lay. The 911 operator could hear Bubba walk through the leaves, a few branches snapping here and there informed her of his progress. then there was a moment of silence before a loud gunshot rang out. When Bubba got back on the line he said "Ok, he's really dead. What do I do now?"
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Well this is cool once again....I can just copy and direct paste from imgur

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:lol:
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Something about these Dalai Lama shooting memes always makes me chuckle
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Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
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HAHA, I found this ^^^^^^^^^^ about 4 days ago and was getting ready to put it up....
Man, that is one giant black Glock!!!
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TheRev wrote: May 16th, 2018, 1:09 pm Here's a joke I heard a long time ago. It's a little dark, but still funny...

Two Bubba's were out deer hunting on their property. They were enjoying a lively conversation when one of them accidently slipped and fell down. Upon hitting the ground, the one Bubba lost control of his rifle and it accidently discharged sending a bullet whizzing through the air and unfortunately striking a glancing blow to the other Bubba's head. Down he went like a pair of his sisters panties. The other Bubba, thinking he had just killed his bestest friend in the whole wide world was beside himself with grief. He pulled his cell phone out of his pocket and dialed 911. When the 911 operator answered, Bubba started going off about how he had just killed his bestest friend in the whole wide world and didn't know what to do. The 911 operator told him to calm down, his friend may not be dead she said. It's important to be sure she told him. "Can you go to where he is and make sure he's really dead" she asked him, trying to be gentle and reassuring. The now sobbing Bubba told her he could do that, so he proceeded to walk to where his buddy lay. The 911 operator could hear Bubba walk through the leaves, a few branches snapping here and there informed her of his progress. then there was a moment of silence before a loud gunshot rang out. When Bubba got back on the line he said "Ok, he's really dead. What do I do now?"
I like this one. Actually not to far from the truth from some shooters and hunters I've run into.
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