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Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 10th, 2021, 11:57 pm
by Suck My Glock
Remember kids,...pack that survival keg, just in case.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -days.html
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 11th, 2021, 6:28 am
by smithers599
Hell of a choice: death by dehydration, or drink Keystone Light. Not sure which way I'd go on that one.
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 11th, 2021, 6:30 am
by Ballistic Therapy
That would suck.
Just imagine laying there thinking " Here I am about to die and my last drink will be a Keystone Light."
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 11th, 2021, 6:50 am
by knockonit
Ballistic Therapy wrote: ↑July 11th, 2021, 6:30 am
That would suck.
Just imagine laying there thinking " Here I am about to die and my last drink will be a Keystone Light."
yeah, but several words he may never utter : Here hold my beer"
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 11th, 2021, 8:54 am
by kenpoprofessor
Darwin almost got this dumbass.
Have a great, gun carryin', Kenpo day
Clyde
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 12th, 2021, 8:37 am
by Kingjoey
In Wyoming it probably took a day just to drive out to where he was at. On a side note, if I get trapped under an ATV I hope there's some Franziskaner or other real beer in the cooler. Don't want archaeologists finding my skeleton surrounded by White Claw or Keystone cans and assuming it was some ancient homosexual ritual that went awry
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 12th, 2021, 8:50 am
by xerts1191
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 12th, 2021, 12:43 pm
by Flash
It could've been worse.
It could've been...gasp...Buddddd
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 12th, 2021, 10:51 pm
by Jack Dupp
What's wrong with Keystone??
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 13th, 2021, 9:24 am
by rockbronco
I mean its about that same as drinking your own pee to survive so he did good I would say!
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 13th, 2021, 8:20 pm
by Tenring
I have used that excuse before.......honest honey I was trapped and all I had was alcohol to keep me alive.
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: July 13th, 2021, 9:47 pm
by QuangTri
Who says beer is not full of nutrients?
Of course, p!ssing all the time would be an issue.
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: October 14th, 2021, 11:45 pm
by stuntheavy
I guess the real debate is, did the brews save him, or put him in that position to begin with
Re: Rancher survives on BEER for two days after getting pinned under his ATV in rollover crash
Posted: October 15th, 2021, 5:16 am
by KoaTico
This guy should get a lifetime supply from Keystone along with a shirt that says “Keystone saved my life”