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Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 12:11 pm
by smithers599
https://bearingarms.com/camedwards/2023 ... pan-n68127
Authorities in Carroll County, Virginia say the incident happened on the evening of Sunday, February 26th when the homeowner heard a noise coming from the rear of his home. When the man went to investigate, he spotted the unknown woman in her birthday suit coming through his door frying pan in hand. The woman repeatedly managed to hit the man in both his head and one of his hands before he was able to push her out of the house and lock the back door, but the Carroll County Sheriff’s Office reports that didn’t stop the woman from once again trying to gain entry.

He managed to get her back outside onto the porch, where the CCSO said she started turning all the electrical breakers, beating on the kitchen window, and “yelling at the homeowner to get out of her house or she was going to kill him.”

“The female then began beating on the same door in which she had already made entry previously, at which time the homeowner discharged his firearm, striking the female in the lower leg area,” CCSO said.
If this happens more often, it could become a pandemic.

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 12:15 pm
by Jack Dupp
Normally I'd say a naked woman in my house with a frying pan would be welcome. But add some crazy to the mix and all bets are off.

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 2:59 pm
by Suck My Glock
Momma always said I'd have to beat the womenz off with a stick,....

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: March 13th, 2023, 8:19 pm
by Tenring
A naked woman in the kitchen with a frying pan.........I'll have to get back to you on that!

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: March 14th, 2023, 4:21 am
by smithers599
Depends on if the naked woman looks like Joy Behar or Rosie O'Donnell. Then I think that, under the Uniform Criminal Code, that is justification per se.

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: March 14th, 2023, 7:56 am
by needsmostuff
Tenring wrote: March 13th, 2023, 8:19 pm A naked woman in the kitchen with a frying pan.........I'll have to get back to you on that!
I'd kinda prefer a naked lady with a vacuum cleaner, but hey. I try to look for the upside.

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: March 14th, 2023, 11:46 am
by QuangTri
Jack Dupp wrote: March 13th, 2023, 12:15 pm Normally I'd say a naked woman in my house with a frying pan would be welcome. But add some crazy to the mix and all bets are off.
The way these things usually turn out, no way in hell do you want pics of the suspect.

Eye trauma, it was.

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: March 14th, 2023, 4:23 pm
by Jack Dupp
QuangTri wrote: March 14th, 2023, 11:46 am
Jack Dupp wrote: March 13th, 2023, 12:15 pm Normally I'd say a naked woman in my house with a frying pan would be welcome. But add some crazy to the mix and all bets are off.
The way these things usually turn out, no way in hell do you want pics of the suspect.

Eye trauma, it was.
I have a strong suspicion you're right.

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: March 14th, 2023, 5:02 pm
by xerts1191
I can’t see the vid

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: March 16th, 2023, 11:16 pm
by OMart
She isn't exactly ugly but kind of "methy"

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: June 3rd, 2023, 5:14 pm
by SupportTheSecond
But can she make a good sammich?

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: June 3rd, 2023, 6:08 pm
by kenpoprofessor
OMart wrote: March 16th, 2023, 11:16 pm She isn't exactly ugly but kind of "methy"
Image

Sorry, had to see for myself.

Have a great, gun carryin', Kenpo day

Clyde

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: June 3rd, 2023, 6:59 pm
by thom
Paula Lochlear. wonder is she is related to Heather?

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: June 3rd, 2023, 9:20 pm
by QuangTri
kenpoprofessor wrote: June 3rd, 2023, 6:08 pm
OMart wrote: March 16th, 2023, 11:16 pm She isn't exactly ugly but kind of "methy"
Image

Sorry, had to see for myself.

Have a great, gun carryin', Kenpo day

Clyde
Not as scary as I thought, and at least 100 lbs under that mental image.

Cleaned up, could almost be dating material.

Re: Man shoots naked woman armed w frying pan

Posted: June 6th, 2023, 1:19 am
by Gunslinger808
Reminds me of her…