Flitz?

[brian10x]

Actually, I find toothpaste smooths up TARUS revolvers like magic. I use bear grease on my SPINFIELDS, but I find baby oil (20W40) works best on HECKLER & COCK rifles. My CUNTIC pistol works best dry, but the S&W SMEGMA functions reliably on penis butter. Now the Russian AR-47 needs a steady diet of ball grease and it runs all day.

[Boriqua]

[brian10x]

I almost forgot. I use sperm oil I buy from Japanese whaling ships in my Sig/Sour.

[was21]

I prefer to use my own sperm oil. Just the thing for the S&W Ladysmith.... got a used one for sale if anybody is looking

[brian10x]

The lady, the revolver, or both?
BTW, I just got a new GHARDER ARMS revolver. Runs like a dream after I polished the internals with FRITZ.

[brian10x]

The last time I did a trigger job on a WEMINGTON, I used cod oil and 150 grit sandpaper. Worked like magic.