Things the internet tries to sell you

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Re: Things the internet tries to sell you

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They just walked across the factory floor to the other assembly lines to see what cheap "pro America" products were selling well on Amazon, and put them all together. Surprised there isn't a bunch of Trump crap glued on it too since so much of that garbage comes from there.


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Re: Things the internet tries to sell you

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Re: Things the internet tries to sell you

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and yet no "Molon labe" .. they must have just run out of room!!
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Re: Things the internet tries to sell you

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Click. Ordered.
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Re: Things the internet tries to sell you

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paulgt2164 wrote: January 8th, 2023, 9:39 am Nothing says "I am a huuuuge dildo" like that.

That one hits all the check boxes:
Punisher? - Check
Libery/patriot/1776? - Check
Patriot? -Check
Pseudo-tactical look? - Check
Pointless clips, buckles, pockets? - Check
Camo? - Check.
Flags? - Check
Made in China - Double Check

I guess enough people really enjoy being sh*tty stereotypes that they buy this garbage. 81% chance the dingleberry who buys this junk open carries something like a Bersa Thunder in a floppy nylon holster with no belt, that has maybe 13 rounds through it since the 80s. Mag is loaded with 3 black talon hollow points and the rest is gun show reload FMJ. Walks around with his arms out like he is a power-lifter despite being 5'8 and weighing 165 pounds. Stares angrily at anyone not white.
Hilarious, and so true…
Nearly spit my energy drink all over my monitors here at work!
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Re: Things the internet tries to sell you

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I thought it was spot on accurate and funny.
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