Snow birds are back
Snow birds are back
Well it's that time. Snow birds are back and getting ready to here all the hate for my MAGA hat and my open carry, not to mention the roads are F%$ded now.
- xerts1191
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Re: Snow birds are back
Flooded with Washington plates, California, Ohio, Illinois, COLOFORNIA, and Canada eh!
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Re: Snow birds are back
Open carry all the way, when they are around.
- THE ICEMAN
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- Lobo2087
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Re: Snow birds are back
Had a run in with a well fed female Democrat during the snowbird migration several years ago, still get the odd look here and there.
Anyhow, when I hunt I generally have my revolver on my hip because as we all know, you never know. Regardless, I was at the cooler of one of the local gas stations getting a drink when I hear a snort and sniffle. A well dressed, well fed do gooder looked me up and down and in her, midwest nasally I assume, tone asked me, "Well, I see we have a gun. Doesn't that just make us a man?" I replied, "No maam, the penis makes me a man, the gun is an accessory. Sorta like your barbie toys," and just walked off.
My daughter who hunts with me about peed herself.
Anyhow, when I hunt I generally have my revolver on my hip because as we all know, you never know. Regardless, I was at the cooler of one of the local gas stations getting a drink when I hear a snort and sniffle. A well dressed, well fed do gooder looked me up and down and in her, midwest nasally I assume, tone asked me, "Well, I see we have a gun. Doesn't that just make us a man?" I replied, "No maam, the penis makes me a man, the gun is an accessory. Sorta like your barbie toys," and just walked off.
My daughter who hunts with me about peed herself.
Re: Snow birds are back
That is one of the best come sacks I've heard in a while.
Re: Snow birds are back
Some of the snowbirds are okay, but the ones that really tick me off are the ones from Quebec, Canada. Biggest horses patoots you'll ever meet.
- knockonit
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Re: Snow birds are back
heheh, i bet a whole lot of you used to be or are snowbirds
just saying
Rj
just saying
Rj
Re: Snow birds are back
Never was a snowbird, but I am from Alaska
- Boriqua
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Re: Snow birds are back
Not a snow bird but more of a dirty zombie city pigeon. You know the ones that s*** on everything and eat things that make rats puke. Left NYC 14 or so years ago and never looked back.
Still I can tell when the visitors are back in town. Since I travel on two wheels I can tell immediately when my antennae have to get a bit longer to predict weird car behavior.
Just last week someone did some wacky stuff on the road and I thought .. oh thats right THERE BACK! Uturns in the middle of the street across four lanes is the new normal.
- AZ Husker
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Re: Snow birds are back
The most dangerous weapon in Arizona is a Cadillac with Minnesota license plates.
Re: Snow birds are back
I'm not a snow bird but I am from Indiana. Now my second biggest b**** about snow birds next to them hating the second amendment is their driving habits. So I get onto the highway and the speed limit is 65. Some how they are in both lanes running 55 and won't move over for passing cars. They can't turn right on red. They sure the hell can't merge into traffic properly. I wonder just how the hell they made it here from the state they come from.
- knockonit
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Re: Snow birds are back
they are probably all a HOOSIERs, lol
rj
rj
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One of the seasonal Range Officers at the Rio Salado shotgun range is a snowbird from Indiana. Great guy, 2A all the way.Elk34 wrote: ↑October 14th, 2019, 11:25 am I'm not a snow bird but I am from Indiana. Now my second biggest b**** about snow birds next to them hating the second amendment is their driving habits. So I get onto the highway and the speed limit is 65. Some how they are in both lanes running 55 and won't move over for passing cars. They can't turn right on red. They sure the hell can't merge into traffic properly. I wonder just how the hell they made it here from the state they come from.
- knockonit
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LOL< nothing wrong with a HOOSIER, i spent a year with them, most are OK, even the ones close to the chicago border, hehehe, its the land of lincoln assholes you gotta deal with.