Shooting through a coat pocket

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Shooting through a coat pocket

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Humorous story here from another forum. Thought I'd share it. For context, this guy lived near Modesto, CA.


Back in 1983 or '84, shortly after I got out of the army, my mother gave me a Navy peacoat for Christmas after she'd heard I'd spent the previous winter running around up in the mountains wearing nothing heavier than a jean jacket. She was rightfully worried about Her Eldest and Most Beloved Son who couldn't even dress himself properly.

At the time, my everyday carry was my little pocket rocket, a Charter Arms Undercover, 2 inch barrel in 38 Special, a 5 shot revolver loaded with +Ps. I carried it either on my right hip in one of those cheapo Uncle Mike One-Size-Fits-47-Different-Model slide holsters or just shoved into my back pocket.

Anyways, I was faced with the same dilemma wearing the peacoat, not being able to draw from a holster as easily and trying to dig it out of my back pocket was completely out of the question. f*** it, I just shoved it into my coat pocket. I figured if it came down to it, I'd just shoot through the coat. Who needs a holster?

Unfortunately, any time I took the gun out of my pocket for whatever reason, the hammer spur would catch on the lining, eventually tearing a hole in the pocket. No biggie, the weather was getting warm again anyway. I'll ask Mom to put in a new pocket sometime in the summer.

One night I was sitting in my living room smoking some killer chocolate Thai weed with my buddy David and we got to laughing and wondering just what it would be like to shoot from a coat pocket. This was long before we could check youtube to see if any other idiots had already tried it.
We both figured it wouldn't be too bad - remember, we were both f*** up - and decided to run a test the next day after procuring a coat from the local thrift shop. It was fairly heavy duty but more importantly, the pocket material was just that same lightweight cotton s*** in a civilian peacoat.

Okay, I knew there was going to be a flash and I wasn't trying to be a pussy or anything but if it was cold enough for me to be wearing a peacoat, it was damned sure cold enough for me to be wearing gloves, right? So I slipped on a pair of calfskin roping gloves I had in the truck, put the coat on over my T-shirt and shoved my pistola into my pocket.

The target was a trash can lid nailed to a fencepost about ten yards off, over by my landlord's old hay barn. I was going to shoot as many rounds as I could. As smooth as that little gun was, I figured I could crank out all 5 in under 2 seconds. Easily.

See, I realized moments later that this was one of those things I probably should have thought through a little more. I got exactly one round off and time slowed momentarily, enough to say 'Aw f*** I shouldn't have done that' before going back to real time and I was already off the trigger going 'What in the f*** did I do that for'.

While the glove did pretty much protect my hand, the blast from the forcing cone and the muzzle flash from a +P out of a 2 inch barrel lit my ass up when a good portion of it traveled directly up the coat sleeve. The gases had to go somewhere, right?

That s*** was startling hot. I felt the burn all the way up to my armpit. It scorched all the hair on my arm up to my elbow, bro, and David swore later I actually hollered 'Yow' as I was jerking my hand out of my pocket which sent him back into peals of laughter.

While it did get downright warm in my pocket and up my arm, there were no real injuries - no blistering, not even any red marks after a few minutes. I did have some heat sensitivity on my wrist when I showered later that afternoon, kind of like a mild sunburn, but that was about it as far as damages went.

But here I am, f*** traumatized with the smell of burnt hair wafting up from under the coat, and David went hysterical with laughter. He was staggering around, pointing at me and gasping and turning red and s***, but I soon realized he was trying to tell me I was smoking pretty good there and it was high time to shuck the coat, but he was laughing so hard he couldn't get the words out. He damned sure wasn't much help stomping out the coat which was smoldering pretty damned nicely after finally I did get it off. Thought we were going to lose Manuel's hay barn for a minute.
f*** idiot. David, not Manuel.

I did ask David he if wanted to give it a whirl but he took a hard pass on that s***, saying he was too loaded to drive all the way into town just to buy another coat especially as the first one was still smoking.

Oh yeah, I missed the target completely. I have no idea where that bullet ended up, probably blew up a meth lab or something a couple of ranches over.

So I finally got around to asking Mom if she'll make me a new pocket. I explained the circumstances to this nice law-abiding churchgoing woman, that my little pocket gun's hammer has torn a hole in the pocket and as long as you're putting in a new one, could you make it out of some really heavy duty s*** in case I have to shoot a motherfucker, that way I can concentrate solely on staying alive rather than be distracted by having to put myself out? Please?

Next time I was over, Mom tells me she's done both pockets using heavy denim and wants to know what I thought. She's all excited and s***, bouncing up and down, all 5 feet nothing of her.
I put it on and stuck my hands down there and f*** me, she'd made one oversized. The left pocket was normal, but the right pocket was about half as big again, f*** huge.

"I made it extra large so you could point your gun better. The left is regular sized so you can find your reloaders faster. I asked your father." She was beaming. "Go on, try it out with your gun."
BEST f*** MOM EVER!!!

I've still got that peacoat. Last time I saw Mom, she came out here on a visit a few years ago, I showed her the coat and asked her if she remembered doing that for me.
"Oh my God. I can't believe I actually helped you carry a gun illegally. You were probably selling drugs too. I'm like Ma Barker, huh?" She was laughing her ass off. Good times.


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It's called "dope" for a reason.
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As soon as I read the Thai weed part , I new right away he was going to believe what he is writing actually happened.
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Cool story bro
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DevilDocAZ wrote: September 23rd, 2021, 2:18 pm Cool story bro
Yeah, but its just stoopid and embarrassing enough, its probably true.
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The "friend" -- by any chance was his name Corn Pop?
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I like how he censors out s*** throughout and then lets an entire MF slip on the 4th paragraph from the bottom.
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