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Hypothetical question

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Hypothetical only of course. Anyone here reload naked, standing up, and get your winky caught in the press?

Just hypothetically speaking, that is.


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Been drinking your breakfast?
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Yes! It was a Star automatic electric press!
I now have a 10” penis! 👍🏼
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I admit nothing.
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Just strictly hypothetical, now, if a person accidently caught their nads in the linkage of, say a Lee auto-indexing turret press, would it be better to:

A: Call an ambulance and have the jaws of life cut the press off.

B: Try to unbolt the press and drive yourself to the hospital.

Or C: Attempt to free nads from press by performing emergency scrotum extradition.

Purely hypothetical.
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Depends on the caliber. If you are loading something expensive, your first objective is to save the components.
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38 special. No biggie.

(hypothetically)
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Well, the scar tissue would likely result in a built-in French tickler,...or so the theory is said,...uh,...I mean,...I heard that somewhere.
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Just picture a can of Jewish matzo balls with a Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage inserted , getting devoured by a hungry ferocious dog. Theroretically.
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Not a reloader but I can advise you don't use a steam iron while doing so.
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Done
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brian10x wrote: October 9th, 2021, 8:31 am Hypothetical only of course. Anyone here reload naked, standing up, and get your winky caught in the press?

Just hypothetically speaking, that is.
Nope... And I've never fried up some bacon while nekkid either...
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Happened to me once. Broke the damn reloading machine. They must make those things out of really soft metal.
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Where you in a state of arousal or flaccid?
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